I'm not new to the world of reviewing sex toys, but this is my first time reviewing one on my blog for the awesome sex shop I definitely trust. But enough with the formalities right now, and onto the toys!
So before you can get started, you have to plug the charging cord into the back of the charging base, then plug that into the wall, and drop the egg right into the little dent in the base. While it's charging, a light on the charging base as well as the single button on the bullet will both glow red. Once the bullet is charged, its light turns green and you can start playing.
To start playing, first you have to press and hold the on/off button on the bullet for a few seconds until it turns green. I couldn't figure this one out on my own, my fiance did. And I even read the poor excuse for an instruction manual! But that's neither here nor there. Make sure you turn it on before you insert it (if that's what you're going to do), because otherwise you're gonna have to pull it out and start over again. To bring the bullet out of 'standby mode', just press and hold that same button again until it flashes red.
Once the bullet itself is on, you can start playing with the remote. Control it yourself, give it to your significant other, or even to some random stranger on the bus! Working it is really easy, just press the on/off button on the remote to start you at the lowest setting, and then the button with the funny symbol on it underneath that to flip through the vibrations. In total there are 7 different vibrations: low, medium, high, escalation, pulsing, faster pulsing, and an escalating pulse. You can cycle all the way through each level multiple times without turning the vibrations off, and if you hit the off button and turn it back on, you'll be right back at the beginning each time. The vibrations themselves are on the higher side of medium pitched and feel more surfacey than rumbly, but are still nice all the same. Even on the highest vibration level it's still pretty quiet. A little louder than a cell phone, but closing the door and getting under the covers will definitely hide the noise.
The bullet, the remote, and the base are all made of the same really nice velvety plastic. The bullet itself is pretty hefty in size, but not weight, coming in at about 2 1/2" long and about 5" around at its widest. It's smooth to the touch and has virtually no drag to it whatsoever. Since it's plastic, it's safe for your body and you can use any water based or silicone based lube you want, and since it's waterproof, you can wear it, use it in the shower or tub, and cleaning is a breeze. Just wash in the sink with your favorite toy cleaner, or some antibacterial soap. Make sure to clean that 4" long retrieval cord pretty well too, since it's made of a nylon-type string and can absorb fluids and things like that. Try not to get the remote wet, since that's not waterproof at all. As for storing it goes, you can feel free to keep the whole thing in a nightstand drawer if you want. You're going to have to try to do any real damage to anything here.
A huge thank you to EdenFantasys for sending this to me to review. If you'd like to give this amazing rechargeable and wireless egg a try, hop on over to Eden and buy it today! And if you use the code EW4 at the checkout, you can save 15% off your entire order. Happy shopping!
|This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.|